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Kindly post something useful/humourous about your hometown or wherever you are that most tourists won't read on any information brochure. Please try keep it in the following format:

Cape Town
If you see that little green man on the traffic light, which we call robots, DO NOT assume that it is safe to cross the road, as most Capetonian drivers do not abide by pedestrian right-of-way laws. This works both ways, so you won't get arrested if you cross the road if the robot is displaying the little red man.

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Stanley [Durham]

When you walk past the shops in the main road and the pleasant gang of youths speak to you - ignore them, they are probably asking for money.
Don't tell them to "get a job" they may take offence and batter you.

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DublinIf while walking through the City centre you meet a Genuine Irish Dubliner, you should grab his arm, jump up and down, and shout "I've found one i've found one!!" in a proud and happy voice. Do not worry if you get easily embarrassed jumping up and down while shouting in a busy street, as the likelyhood of this happening is very rare. Polish, Latvians, Czechs, Nigerians, Chinese, or South Africans with a Dublin accent do not count.

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Stoke On Trent - Once voted the worst place to live in UK - however, you can walk into any bar and find someone who will chat to you - just make sure you find out which local football team they support or you could find a bar stool wrapped around your head!!!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
[b]DublinIf while walking through the City centre you meet a Genuine Irish Dubliner, you should grab his arm, jump up and down, and shout "I've found one i've found one!!" in a proud and happy voice. Do not worry if you get easily embarrassed jumping up and down while shouting in a busy street, as the likelyhood of this happening is very rare. P ...[text shortened]... , Latvians, Czechs, Nigerians, Chinese, or South Africans with a Dublin accent do not count.[/b]
Unless he or she is wearing tacky gold jewelry and a track suit. Then you might get knacker germs. Or battered.

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ballymena - drug capital of n. ireland, sectarian segregation and violence, birthplace of ian paisley, rains all the time and ballymoney people come here to do there christmas shopping. so to summarize, ballymena - the worst place to live in the world ever.

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Clearwater Florida.

!!!!WARNING!!!!:Old slow Canadiens drive here!!!!

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Nottingham

Drive-by capital of the world! More shootings per head of population than Los Angeles! Bring your body armour.

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
Clearwater Florida.

[b]!!!!WARNING!!!!:
Old slow Canadiens drive here!!!![/b]
Jim Morrison lived in Clearwater for a while.

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
Clearwater Florida.

[b]!!!!WARNING!!!!:
Old slow Canadiens drive here!!!![/b]
Are you a Scientologist?

Toronto - Not to be confused with Mississauga, Scarborough, Etobicoke, Brampton, Rexdale, Markham or any other dull, drab urban sprawl centre that pretends to part of our city. Toronto is full of music snobs, art fags, cultural hubs and socially progressive academics. The other places are full of trash.

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Jefferson: If you enter town from the north, east, or west, the population is listed as 7000 (approximately). However, if you enter from the south, the population on the welcome sign is listed as 6000. Somewhere there are a thousand people wandering around trying to figure out whether or not they live here.

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Oak Park, IL:
Many know this to be the birthplace and childhood home of Ernest Hemingway, as well as where Frank Lloyd Wright lived and worked. Lesser known is the fact that Edgar Rice Burroughs also lived here from 1914-1919. From 1914-1917, he lived in a small, nondescript house at 414 Augusta, and that's where he wrote the lion's share of his Tarzan novels.

That house, now somewhat shabby, is still occupied by a regular ol' family, and a tiny crumbling footstone half-buried at the corner of the driveway informs the accidental passerby that the man who brought us the Lord of the Apes once lived and worked there.

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Originally posted by MandyJo
Stoke On Trent - Once voted the worst place to live in UK - however, you can walk into any bar and find someone who will chat to you - just make sure you find out which local football team they support or you could find a bar stool wrapped around your head!!!
Something useful/humourous about your hometown or wherever you are that most tourists won't read on any information brochure:

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Ain't called Toke on Trent for nothing! 🙂

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Ridgewood, NJ

In New Jersey, motorists haven't pumped their own gas in 57 years. Oregon is the only other state to bar self-service stations.